escape a jerk's date

Oh gosh I've been wanting to do this for a very VERY long time. Well, I've seen a lot (no, not actually, its surprisingly rare) of t-rex vore comics out there, and well... lets just say I took it upon myself to make a comic about a t-rex that I really like.

So, this is my first time to draw a t-rex and all. I would love hear your comments on how I did ^^ thanks!

I am hoping to expand the story between Adam and Heather, actually


A story written by in a form of a journal entry, so lots of personal thoughts and experiences from Heather mixed in the story

Journal Entry 455
August 23 2045

It began like every other morning. My alarm clock woke me up in its usual irritatingly loud fashion. I got up, showered, dressed, and grabbed a quick snack before catching a bus. I couldn't wait to get to work.

That's right, we cloned a T-Rex. His name is Adam, and he's the reason I love my job. I am the sole person in charge of him, meaning I feed him, study him, play with him, and yes I said play with him. He's quite the sweetie, not the monsters we first thought of them to be. Well, we sort of genetically modify him to be smarter, so we cheated. I'm off on a rabbit trail again, huh? Sorry. Anyways, I arrived at Adam's biodome, Biodome No. 3, at 9:00 and as usual, he was there waiting for me, his typical toothy grin and happy roar shaking the roof.

"Hello, Adam!" I yell, as he lumbers over to me, lowering his head so I'd rub his snout. It's his favorite thing, you see, and the first thing I always do before working on whatever projects I have for the day. After a few minutes of hanging out and some breakfast, I walk over to my mobile lab area. It's merely a table with some lab equipment, but at least it makes it sound impressive.

Today I was looking into recreating a new species of foliage for Adam's biodome. Just another step into making him feel at home. I had a pretty good idea where to begin, so I started collecting samples and analyzing them. An hour went by, two hours, time always seems to fly when you're enjoying your working, especially with a friend like Adam to keep you company. He always enjoyed harassing me. I would lean down to pick a sample and he would deliberately knock me over with his tail, then hurry over behind a tree, peeking slyly back at me. I would laugh and pick myself up and continue collecting. One time he tried to help, grabbing a mouthful of grass for me to inspect. Wouldn't you know, some of it was tickling his nose and... lets just say the grass didn't stay in his mouth long before I was forcefully covered in it. Another hour passed; I finally had enough samples to begin my analysis. I had just begun inspecting them through my microscope when I heard a familiar huff behind me, a huff powerful enough to blow my lab coat. I look up, and as I thought, there was Adam.

"Oh hey, Adam! You want anything?" I placed my hand on his scaly snout and he chuffed happily, then before I could react, his large, wet tongue was sliding up my lab coat, then my face and hair in one giant lick. "Ah hey," I giggled, "Stop that, that tickles!" He rumbles happily and ceases giving a loud huff, looking at me cheerfully. I sighed, shaking my head in mock frustration. "Who would have guessed you guys are much smarter than we thought..." My thoughts were interrupted by a loud rapping on the biodome's steel door.

"Heather, are you in there? Please answer as I do appreciate it that you do not keep me waiting! I do believe we have a private lunch meeting today." My heart sank; I'd recognize that whiny voice anywhere. It was him. The jerk must have remembered the offer I made while I was drunk the other night. "And don't to hide like last time, I know all your hiding places in your little playground!" He declared.

I glanced around the biodome, I guess he didn't badger and whine to his professors into giving him his PhD in String theory, I'll give the prick that. There was nowhere to hide, nowhere except... I looked back at Adam, who growls worriedly at me. Would he... there was one way to find out. No, that's a crappy plan. That's suicide! What has gotten into you Heather! But the constant knocking and the Todd's annoying jabber really got to me.

I can't believe I'm doing this... "Right... Um... Adam, sweetie?" I asked as I approached him, removing my lab coat slowly as I went. "Can I trust you on this?" He chuffed affirmatively. "Good boy!" I took a deep breath, then continued. "Oh my... how do I put this... I... I need you to eat me!" I know, it sounds so wrong, but I know t-rexes inside and out, they may have powerful digestive systems, but not exactly very fast acting, in fact. So… it might just work. Todd won't know about this hiding place, that's for sure!

To my surprise, Adam jerked his head back, rumbling unhappily. "What? Oh come on!" It was then that he did something I'll never forget. He shook his head no. He shook his head no! Well, in any other situation I would have been on the grass, giggling at such a silly sight, but at that time, I wasn't concerned about that. Maybe we made him too smart.

"Get over here, you big baby!" I chided in annoyance. He obeyed, lowering his head, after which I rested both my hands on his chin. "Look, Adam, sweetie, I really don't like Todd, and the last thing I want to do is to spend time with the prick." He growled softly, questioningly. "Now if you don't help me find a place to hide, so help me, I will sterilize you. We wouldn't want that now, would we?" He rumbled at me, quite startled at my statement. I didn't mean it of course, since he's the only dinosaur walking on this earth, but at the moment, I was going to use every means at my disposal to avoid that clown from the String Theory department. "Now open you mouth, and let me in, please!" He groaned but fell for my bluff and opened his massive mouth, his steamy breath made a visible cloud as it hit the cool air. "Oh my... th-that's huge. I'm beginning to have second thoughts on this..." and indeed I was. That giant pink cave was dripping with thick strands of gooey saliva, hanging and strung from his tongue to the many glistening white, dagger-like teeth that lined his enormous mouth.

"Heather, I've had enough. I'm coming in. You better have a good explanation for making me wait for a full three minutes." I sighed, it was now or never. I hate having to make decisions under pressure, so I'm forced to choose between diving down a giant lizard's maw or spend time with that snotty nosed prick.

"Owp, that's it. Right, Adam, down the hatch!" Resting my hands on his soft, fleshy tongue, I climbed up into his mouth. I turned around and slowly, hesitantly slipped my feet into his large, just in front of his slimy gullet. I placed my arms in front of me, gripping on the sides of his fleshy tongue that undulates under me. Still very worried about his teeth, although they seem to swallow prey whole if they're small enough, but I'm the cautious type, "And for goodness sake, don't chew." He huffed in obedience and cautiously closed his mouth around me, leaving me in a warm soft, slimy and dark environment, I felt his tongue push me against his pallet, his tongue brushing my body, as if he's savoring my flavor. Kinda scary, considering that he's not just a giant meat eating lizard, but he's THE giant meat eating lizard who is crowned king. Too late for that now, since I'm already inside his massive maw, but then again, he doesn't want to eat me in the first place, that one's going for me, at least.

He rumbled and tilted his head up. I felt the shift of gravity as my body slowly slides to the back of his mouth. I felt my grasp on his tongue slip as, my bare feet slowly slipping into his esophagus. Then, I felt the back of his tongue, squeezing my upper body, forcing the rest of me down his throat, his maw slightly opened, lighting up his insides as I slipped completely inside him. He just swallowed me whole! It's all slimy all over! Well, its not like I've had my hand up to my shoulder up a horse's butt during my early years in the biology department. That was nasty.

Well, better here than with the jerk-face that just barged into the biodome, he just keeps talking about how right he is, and how my views are wrong, and if I disprove his stupid theories about dating, he'd go on a fit and go all emotional, he might even cry himself to sleep when I prove him wrong, then he guilt trips me for it, what a jerk.

I now had time to notice my surroundings. The warm, wet embrace of his throat felt quite comforting and secure. His esophagus was a long, warm, fleshy, undulating tunnel that pushed me deeper and deeper inside him. "Hey, Adam... this is surprisingly not bad! This actually feels nice!" I stopped suddenly, biting my tongue as I heard the doors on the biodome slide open. As I dropped into Adam's squishy, sloppy stomach, it smelled like fish, I had to admit. I flinched at the sound of a familiar voice biting even through Adam's stomach.

"Heather! Are you in here?" Silence. "Oh, it's just you. Hey lizard, have you seen Heather in here?" Adam growled questioningly, which to my glee obviously upset Todd. "Ugh... fine. Useless reptile..." I didn't breath until I heard the doors close again, after which I was entitled to my sigh of relief. I slumped back, sliding slightly to an almost lying position, rubbing the smooth, slippery walls that contained me, coated in slime and saliva. I could , Adam's powerful heart, a heart that cared about me, protected me.


"Thanks you big lug! You saved me a lot of trouble. Just let me out in about an hour or so." I snuggled down, enjoying every moment of this. "It feels nice and warm in here, honestly," I said, to no one in particular. It was something I would never forget, and when I got out, I felt cold and venerable. It was definitely a first for me, but between us, I'm not so sure it will be my last.